{"product_id":"mrs-funnybones","title":"Mrs Funnybones","description":"It all started when Sarita Tanwar asked me if Id like to write a humorous weekly column for her newspaper. She bluntly said, You tell silly jokes and keep reading. Im sure you can write. I tried to explain that just because millions of people constantly watch cricket matches doesnt mean theyre all experts at the game. But she interrupted me, saying, Lets at least get started, and then well see what happens. What do I really know about writing? The memory of an unfinished book I wrote in my teens flashed before my eyes. \u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003eContinuation\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003ePreface-7\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eAcknowledgements-9\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e1. Am I an Idiot?-15\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e2. Beware of My Dear Mom-23\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e3. Indian husbands only have control over their wives-31\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e4. An ideal daughter-in-law-39\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e5. Wow! Mom, I can make anyone pregnant-47\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e6. The fitness freak said it had gone crazy-53\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e7. Oh my God! This weighing machine is faulty-61\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e8. Storm in the house-67\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e9. How should I celebrate Valentines Day like this?-73\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e10. Leave me alone in June-81\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e11. Karan Johars Karva Chauth-89\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e12. Effects of love-95\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e13. The masked robber is on the lookout!-101\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e14. How did I reach Mars?-109\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e15. Oh no! Im in custody!-117\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e16. Just dont let me go!-121\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e17. A quarter of a century ago-127\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e18. Hey, bring the vomit bag quickly!!-135\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e19. So whats the revenge, Mom?-141\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e20. The hardships of the journey-145\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e21. I was forced to strip naked-151\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e22. Victory isnt achieved by slitting your wrists-157\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e23. The pigeons in the house are flying away... 165\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e24. I want someone exactly like my mother-173\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e25. The unfortunate little ones-179\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e26. For Gods sake, keep your mouth shut-185\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Prabhat Prakashan","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45866836951238,"sku":"DADAX9386300184","price":3.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/9389\/1014\/files\/71b_KSLE7JL.jpg?v=1779362527","url":"https:\/\/ergodemedia.com\/products\/mrs-funnybones","provider":"Ergodemedia","version":"1.0","type":"link"}