Ill Never Be French (no matter what I do): Living in a Small Village in Brittany
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In A Story That Stands Above The Throngs Of Travel Memoirs, Full Of Gorgeous Descriptions Of Brittany And At Times Hysterical Encounters With The Locals, Mark Greenside Describes His Initially Reluctant Travels In This Heartwarming Story (San Francisco Chronicle) Where He Discovers A Second Life.When Mark Greenside-A Native New Yorker Living In California, Political Lefty, Writer, And Lifelong Skeptic-Is Dragged By His Girlfriend To A Tiny Celtic Village In Brittany At The Westernmost Edge Of France In Finistre, Or What He Describes As The End Of The World, His Life Begins To Change.In A Playful, Headlong Style, And With Enormous Affection For The Bretons, Greenside Shares How He Makes A Life For Himself In A Country Where He DoesnT Speak The Language Or Understand The Culture. He Gradually Places His Trust In The Villagers He Encounters-Neighbors, Workers, Acquaintances-And HeS Consistently Won Over And Surprised As He Manages To Survive Day-To-Day Trials. From Opening A Bank Account And Buying A House To Removing A Beehive From The Chimney, He Begins To Learn The Cultural Ropes, Live Among His Neighbors, And Make New Friends.Until He Came To This Town, Greenside Was Lost, Moving Through Life Without A Plan, Already In His 40S With Little Money And No House. He Lived As A Skeptic Who Seldom Trusts Others And Has An Inclination To Be Alone. So When He Settles Into The Rhythm Of This New French Culture-Against The Backdrop Of BrittanyS Streets Surrounded By Gorgeous Architecture And Breathtaking Landscapes-Not Only Does He Find A Home And Meaningful Relationships In This French Countryside, He Finds Himself.ILl Never Be French (No Matter What I Do) Is Both A New Beginning And A Homecoming For Greenside. It Is A Memoir About Fitting In, Not Standing Out; Being Part Of Something Larger, Not Being Separate From It; Following, Not Leading. It Explores The Joys And Adventures Of Living A Double Life. He Has Never Regretted His Journey And, As He Advises To Those Searching For Their Next Adventure, Neither Will You.
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