Perfect on Paper: A Novel

Perfectly wonderful. Becky Albertalli, New York Times-bestselling author of Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda An electrifying love story. BooklistIn Sophie Gonzales Perfect on Paper, Leah on the Offbeat meets To All the Boys Ive Loved Before: a bisexual girl who gives anonymous love advice to her classmates is hired by the hot guy to help him get his ex backHer advice, spot on. Her love life, way off. Darcy Phillips: Can give you the solution to any of your relationship woesfor a fee. Uses her power for good. Most of the time. Really cannot stand Alexander Brougham. Has maybe not the best judgement when it comes to her best friend, Brookewho is in love with someone else. Does not appreciate being blackmailed. However, when Brougham catches her in the act of collecting letters from locker 89out of which shes been running her questionably legal, anonymous relationship advice servicethats exactly what happens. In exchange for keeping her secret, Darcy begrudgingly agrees to become his personal dating coachat a generous hourly rate, at least. The goal? To help him win his ex-girlfriend back. Darcy has a good reason to keep her identity secret. If word gets out that shes behind the locker, some things shes not proud of will come to light, and theres a good chance Brooke will never speak to her again. Okay, so all she has to do is help an entitled, bratty, (annoyingly hot) guy win over a girl whos already fallen for him once? What could go wrong?