Police With a Dog Stop!
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Major is a German Shepherd Dog. Like most police dogs he is arrogant and more than a little selfcentred, with a strong sense of natural justice and a stronger sense of humour. He enjoys nothing more than taking down his criminal prey, and knows that selling meaty lumps in tins is a diabolical conspiracy. He despairs at humans inability to use their senses, although his handler, Noddy, gets by with his help, and he regards most police dog instructors as superhuman (except the ones that are schafskpfe). Major tells of how and why he signed up, and of his first winter fighting crime. It is an epic saga of one dogs battle against human pondlife and a lurcher called Wendy, in fourdimensional spacetime. Amongst other things it features a pitch invasion, a fire extinguisher and a Chindit. Oh, and people get bitten too. Dont expect a whodunnit, or even a whytheydunnit. This is better; this is a howapolicedogdunnit.
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