Silence is a Scary Sound: And Other Stories on Living Through the Terrible Twos and Threes
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Silence is a Scary Sound: And Other Stories on Living Through the Terrible Twos and Threes
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Id gone to college. Id written for the New York Times. I had a solid credit score. How did I end up here? After his breakout hit book Im Sorry . . . Love, Your Husband, Clint Edwards has more laugh-out-loud tales, this time from the terrible twos and threenager phases each of his kids went through. His relatable toddler stories leave parents and caregivers cackling, and remind us all that no one is the perfect parent. In fact, sometimes the only thing that gets Clint through the day is thinking about when his kids grow up . . . and all the ways he can finally exact his revenge. Like leaving a leaky sippy cup full of milk to rot under the back seat of his daughters car, or waking up at 4 a.m. to incessantly ask his son for a cheese stick. With essays like Locking Doors Is Hilarious Until the Fire Department Arrives, Poop Doesnt Go Easily Down a Tub Drain, Dads Never the Favorite, and Face ItYoull Never Pee Alone, Clint knows exactly whats terrible about the twos . . . and threes.
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