The Honest Toddler: A Childs Guide to Parenting
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The Honest Toddler: A Childs Guide to Parenting
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From the bestselling author of Dear God, an irreverent, bracingly honest, and awfully funny (The Boston Globe) satirical parenting guide from the Twitters most infamous tot, whose unchecked sense of entitlement and undeniable charm have captivated hundreds of thousands of fans.Are you constantly disappointing the toddler in your life?Are you tired, stressed out, and looking for relief? I cant help you with that, but if you want to become an A+ servant to your small child, this book is for you. Who better to teach you about toddlers than another toddler? You will learn: How time-outs make you look like a fool Why potty training is not only unnecessary but unrealistic for children under eighteen Why toddler beds are OUT and letting your child sleep on the diagonal in your bed is IN The best way to apologize to your toddler for all of those Pinterest casseroles That when you love someone, you accept them as they are, pants or no pantsThe hard-hitting knowledge in The Honest Toddler will save you thousands of dollars in unnecessary whole grains and toothbrushes.Happy reading. Youre doing the right thing. For once.
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