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Wanna Know A Secret? Whether You Really Want To Or Not, IM Gonna Tell You Anyway, Cus YAll CanT Just Pop Into The Book And Tell Everyone About It. Ha! So I Have This Stalker Called Greig Smirnov? Yeah, I Guess ThatS What The Name Was. So, Anyway, This Smirnov Guy Has Been Stalking Me Ever Since I Was Born. Terribly Bizarre, Huh? But ThatS The Least Of My Worries Now, As We Have Moved To Nashville, Indiana, From Minnesota, Joined Phoenix High, Met The Annoying - I Mean Amazing - Mr. Horace Sparrow, But We Just Call Him Sparrow, And Yeah, My Best Pal, Richie Marsh! WeRe Like Soap And Lotion. Yeah, I Know ThatS A Weird Simile Is It Even A Simile? Nevermind! Okay, Then We Met Amber Letters Somewhat Two Months After We Reached The 10Th Grade, And ThereS Something I Need To Tell You. I Felt Some Tension Between Amber And Richie Soon After. You Think TheyRe Gonna Get Together? I WonT Ruin Your Inquisitiveness, So You Gotta Find Out On Your Own. And DonT Ask Me In Person Cus I Might Just Get Really Exhilarated And Blurt Out What Happened! And Now, WeRe Having A Summer Break And IM Gonna Be An 11Th-Grader In Two And A Half Months. Stay Tuned With Us To Find Out Whether My Identity Gets Revealed (Which I Hope DoesnT Happen By The Grace Of Providence But I Dunno!) And If That Stalker Actually Finds Us! I Gotta Go Now. WeRe Currently In Keys, Florida, And I Gotta Go Surfing With Rich. And Read The Book, Okay? Or YouRe Grounded. For Three Weeks! IM Kidding! I CanT Even Ground A Frickin Cricket. Just Read The Book Even If You DonT Like It. I Gotta Say The AuthorS Got A Really Bad Sense Of Humour!Alright Then! See Ya!
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