Mommy Cusses: Inspiring Profanity and Stimulating Sarcasm for Mamas Whove Seen It All
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For Fans Of Go The F*Ck To Sleep, Mommy Cusses Is A Hilarious Novelty Parenting Book Full Of Tell-It-Like-It-Is Quotes, Snarky Lists, And Too-True Anecdotes That Will Resonate With New Moms Everywhere.For New-Ish Mothers Who Need To Laugh At The Absurdity Of Parenting So They DonT Cry, Who Are Looking For A WeRe-In-This-Together Sense Of Solidarity, And Who DonT Have Time To Read A Real Book, Here Is A Hilarious And Highly Relatable Collection Of Mom Malarkey. There Are Real-Talk Quotes, Helpful Lists (Such As How To Look Like You Have Your Act Together), Mom-Tivities, And Quizzes, All Delivered With A Healthy Dose Of Sarcasm. Packaged In A Handy Trim Size With Colorful Illustrations Throughout, Mommy Cusses Is The Perfect Gift For Moms And Moms-To-Be Who Need Some Comic Relief. Great Gift: Mommy Cusses Is Super Relatable And Laugh-Out-Loud Funny, Making It An Easy Gift For MotherS Day Or A Baby Shower, Or An Anytime Gift For A Parent. Perennial Topic: It DoesnT Take Long To Experience All The Ups And Downs Of Parenting. Mommy Cusses Features Timeless Mommy Humor That WonT Go Out Of Style And A Fresh Look And Feel That Speaks To Young Parents.Perfect For: Expectant Parents And Parents Of Children Under 5 Shoppers Looking For A Baby Shower Or MotherS Day Gift For A Friend, Spouse, Or Daughter Followers Of The Mommy Cusses Blog Or Instagram Account
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