Psychs Guide to Crime Fighting for the Totally Unqualified

Got A Mystery To Solve?DonT Get Stumped. Get Psyched!YouVe Seen Him Solve Unsolvable Crimes, Stop Unstoppable Killers, And Consume Unconsumable Breakfast Cereals. Now Shawn Spencer, The Mastermind From TvS Hit Show Psych, Shows You How To Become A Fake Psychic-And A Real Detective-Using His Patented Methods Of Crime-Fighting Awesomeness. Along The Way, HeLl Help You Deal With Whiny Sidekicks (That Means You, Gus), Interfering Police Officers (Including But Not Limited To Chief Vick, Lassiter, Henry, Buzz Macnab, And, Ah, Juliet), And Flashes Of Genius (Like Evel KnievelS White Leather Jumpsuit). YouLl Discover: How To Set Up A Totally Bitchin Office, Where Wednesday = Ladies Night How To Convince Your Sidekick That HeS Really Your Partner How To Pick Up Women At A Crime Scene ShawnS Stakeout Survival Guide, Including Sensible Snacks GusS Scream-And-Run Method For Confronting Criminals Unsolved Mysteries Like Who Stole ShawnS Sno-Caps In Third Grade The Ideal Sleuth Car: Magnum, P.I.S Ferrari Or Knight RiderS K.I.T.T.? Who Should Play Shawn In The Movie Of His Life: Christian Bale Or Don Cheadle? New Names For Detectives, Such As Rico Solv And Sherlock Homeboy. . . And Way More Cool Stuff.Packed With Insane Pop Quizzes, Unbelievable Case Studies, Unflattering Photos, And Off-The-Chart Charts, This All-In-One Guide Will Have You Solving Crimes And Catching Crooks Like A Pro-Even If You DonT Have A Clue.