The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written . . . No Joke!: 1,001 BrandNew Wisecracks That Will Keep You Laughing Out Loud (Jokie

Product Descriptiona Pun-Derful Collection Of Jokes And Wordplay For Kidsthis Hilarious Collection Of Puns Will Delight Kids Of All Ages. Featuring All-New Jokes And Accompanied By Clever Illustrations, The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written Will Keep Kids Amused For Hours!Inside Are Gems Like:What Does A House Wear? A Dress.What Do You Call An Alligator In A Vest?An Investigator.The Birthday Party Was A Disaster. Even The Cake Was In Tiers. What Kind Of Shorts Do Clouds Wear? Thunderwear.About The Authorbrian Boone Is The Author Of The Jokiest Joking Knock-Knock Joke Book Ever Written...No Joke! And Many Other Books About Everything From Inventions To Paper Airplanes To Magic To Tv. HeS Written Jokes For Lots Of Funny Websites And He Lives In Oregon With His Family.Amanda Brack Has A Passion For Drawing And Illustration, And Enjoys The Creativity Of Working On A Wide Variety Of Projects In Her Freelance Career. She Lives In Boston, Massachusetts.Excerpt. Reprinted By Permission. All Rights Reserved.The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written ... No Joke!1,001 Brand-New Wisecracks That Will Keep You Laughing Out Loudby Brian Boone, Amanda Brackst. MartinS Presscopyright 2019 St. MartinS Pressall Rights Reserved.Isbn: 978-1-250-20199-7Contentstitle Page,Copyright Notice,Dedication,Introducing ...,1 Creature Feature - All About Animals And Other Critters,2 The Sports Section - Jokes About Athletic-Type Things,3 Where Are We? - In This Chapter About Places And Spaces,4 TomS Swifties - A Classic (And Ridiculous) Wordplay Joke Format,5 Things And Stuff - Puns About Objects And Everyday Items,6 Eat Up! - (These Jokes Are About Food),7 On The Job - Puns About Work, Careers, And Chores,8 How Very Entertaining - Movies, Music, And More,9 The Real World - Actual Puns From The Silly Planet,10 Earth Daze - Flowers, Trees, And The Life Of The Planet,11 Goofing Up - Just Plain Odd,Other Books In The Jokemaster Collection,About The Author And Illustrator,Copyright,Chapter 1Creature Featurea Teddy Bear Is A Stuffed Animal, And This Chapter Is Animal-Stuffed.It IsnT A SnailS Heavy Shell That Makes It Move So Slow. In Fact, Scientists Have Carefully Removed The Shell To See If TheyD Be Faster,But If Anything, It Made Them Sluggish.Two Silkworms Had A Race,But They Ultimately Ended In A Tie.A Dog Was Arrested For Giving Birth On The Side Of The Road.Police Charged Her With Littering.What Do You Call A Dinosaur Whose Vision Is Based On Movement?A Do-Ya-Think-It-Saw-Us.The Farmer Needed To Move To A New Farm, And He CouldnT Fit All The Cows In One Van,So He Called A Moooooving Company.That Baby Bird Looks Just Like Her Father.SheS A Real Chirp Off The Old Block!Cows Have To Buy Their Cowbells And Grass Somewhere.ThatS Why They Read A Lot Of Cattle-Logs.Never, Ever Tell A Pig Your Deepest, Darkest Secret.TheyRe Bound To Squeal!YouD Think Clowns Would Be Worried About Sharing The Circus With Lions, But Lions DonT Eat Clowns.You See, A Lion Tried To Eat A Clown Once.He Spit Them Out Because It Tasted Funny.Did You Know That ThereS A Surefire Way To Catch A Whole School Of Fish At Once?Just Use Some Bookworms.Every Day Around Noon, Young Cows Like To Eat Their Lunch Together.They Do It In The Calf-Eteria.A Dinosaur Crashed His Car.Talk About A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks!Did You Know That Dragons Are Nocturnal Animals?They Sleep All Day So That They Can Fight Knights.Squirrels Will Usually Run Away From People, So How Do You Get One To Like You?Just Act Like YouRe Nuts!All The Horses That Lived Next To Each Other In Their Stables Were All Very Friendly.It Was A Lovely Neigh-Borhood.They Say That ItS Impossible To Make An Octopus Laugh, But ItS Just Not True.You Have To Tickle Them Ten Times ... Ten Tickles.A Puppy Had Never Sat On Sandpaper Before.When Asked To Describe It, She Said It Was Ruff.What Dinosaur Knows The Most